Deerly Beloved

[chambermusicandtenpins]

deerlyBeloved: DumbleDaddy Feeling hot for teacher? Need some magic in your life? Just have a thing for men in three-piece suits? Send an owl to this handsome local wizard and let him cast a spell on you.

( Albus Dumbledore | 46 | M | wouldn't you like to know )

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[borntolove]

Can't say no to some magic in my life

[chambermusicandtenpins]

[Initially he's unclear what this is in response to, and then he sees the profile and asdjhdgskjfhgfweffhekrj]

...that's very kind, thank you.

1/3

[unsever]

O-oh. [ Oh shit oh fuck oh lord. ]

2/3

[unsever]

Oh my god. Hey-- um, hi. I know your friend, Newt. [ We killed a friend together - that's not-- that's not important. She cringes a little through the mental olympics before taking a breath and trying again. ]

3/3

[unsever]

Also I know-- know of you. Older you. Like, much... muuuch older.

[ omg she has to text Q. ]

Hi. [ smooooth. ]

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Hello.

[There's a long beat before that answer -- he is admittedly a little perplexed when he notices his profile and wonders who on Earth wrote this about him, but he does his best to put that aside and where a friendly, if bewildered, expression.]

It is good to meet you. Ah, are you from a version of Hogwarts in the future, then? [Since he knows Luna is, so perhaps there are other potential students.]

[unsever]

No. I wish, but no. I used to be a Hedge Witch and then I became a Goddess -- that's a long story. [ And not one she wants to tell to Dumbledore. ] But, I gave up my powers to save my friends so now I'm just... me.

[ Not that she really knows what that means. It's fine. ] You're pretty well known back home, though. You might want to talk to Newt. [ She doesn't want to be the one to tell a guy he's a fictional character in her world. ]

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Ah, my apologies, then. But I am glad you were able to help your friends.

[He smiles a little more easily at the mention of Newt.] I've spoken with him and his brother when I arrived here. They've both been very helpful in getting me situated here.

[unsever]

[ She doesn’t say anything about his comment about her helping, it all still just a little too fresh and way too complicated to take a compliment on. Brother… Wow, she’s missed a lot. Alright, well, that’s fine. ] Good, that’s good.

Well, I may not be able to do magic anymore, but there are a lot of magic users from not only my world but other places here. Feel free to reach out if you even need anything, I'm sure my friend Q would flip.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

I appreciate the offer, and I may well take you up on it, given the strangeness of how this place functions. Your friend Q is a magic user as well, I assume?

[bigbadrose]

I do have a thing for teachers in suits!

[chambermusicandtenpins]

[sdfhslkfhsdkjhf]

That's very kind of you.

[bigbadrose]

I don't know about kind. I'm a bit of a bad wolf, yeah?

[chambermusicandtenpins]

[small laugh because he feels so awkward omgggggggg]

Ah, I had no idea.

[borntolove]

Sorry. Don't know where she gets it.

[Nooppe. No idea >.> <.<]

[chambermusicandtenpins]

It's quite all right.

[Even though he is DYING inside.]

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[borntolove]

Rose. No.

[Down girl down. Though The Doctor is very serious not of being jealous but how awkward she's probably making Albus]

[followorperish]

[This. THIS. Will. Not. Stand.]

And here I thought you had spent all of these years a bachelor.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

[Albus is still flustered that this even exists, but he does his best to stay stolid when Gellert replies -- even if his comment is much more indignant than he expected.]

I'm not sure why it matters to you.

[followorperish]

[Indignant? Hm.]

It doesn't. [Was that flippant enough?] But it does paint you in a different light.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

These pages seem to appear on their own, without our input. You have one yourself. [NOT THAT HE NOTICED OR ANYTHING.]

[followorperish]

Mine is not nearly so atrociously flirtatious. [He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.]

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Gellert, do you truly think I wrote something like this? [LIAR]

[followorperish]

No, but it is damning. [How embarrassing for you, Albus. You better not attract anyone.]

[chambermusicandtenpins]

[Too late he got three replies already YOU JEALOUS?] Damning to who? You? No one else seems particularly bothered by it.